Tuesday 23 November 2010

The List: Part I


First, I am going to start off with an apology to my dear readers, as it’s been far too long since my last post. There have been a lot of things going on in my life that have left me with little to no energy to expend upon my blog (love it though I do). I could have chanelled the emotions of the last two weeks into some very scathing blogposts, since there has been a lot of uneccesary drama going on that had me rather upset, but I felt that instead of engaging in the drama (therefore justifying those who are in the wrong) I would take a step back and kindly tell them to fuck off because I have more important things to deal with than their insignificant issues.

But enough said about that, it’s time for n actual rant! Since there are a lot of things that really annoy me (or just plain piss me off) I felt that it was time to start listing them for the world to read, so that people can avoid doing said things, and therefore not piss me off quite so much. Obviously this is only a small fraction of the things I hate, and more shall be forthcoming as I think of them!

Sister #1
Sister #2
Shitty Friends of the following categories: fairweather friends, liars, betrayers, boyfriend stealers, friends who choose boyfriends over best friends, and most importantly emotional basketcases.
Honda Civics
Nickleback
Stupidity
Avatar
Monopoly
Body hair
Religious fanatics
War and the military
Criers
Immaturity
Sports
Camping
Rednecks and redneck activities
The Simpsons
Charles Dickens
Pickles and dill
Salt and vinegar chips
Peppers
Weird haircuts
Cats (except tigers and other jungle cats)
Snakes
When things don’t match
Artistic dis-unity
Poor spelling
The colour orange
Easter
Flowers as gifts
Obnoxious hippy vegan fanatics
Sleazy guys
Cheerleaders
Leggings as pants
Badly behaved customers
McDonalds
Pushy hobos
Stoners
Unclean houses and cars
People with bad hygeine
Conservative Politics: Georgue Bush, Stephen Harper, Gordon Campbell, Republicans
Americans
World of Warcraft
Dirt/mud in reference to my shoes…
Dust
Jello
Friday nights at Swan’s ie tequilla
Liking guys who I’m not allowed to like
Velour tracksuits
Moustaches
People who question my shoes
Sober maths
Twilight
The Malfoys
Victorian morality
Belly button lint
Eating in front of boys
Highschoolers
Babies/children
When my hair curls in the rain
Kamloops winters
Poor vocabulary
Being tickled
Hufflepuffs
Twitlets (aka mini-twits)
Centipedes
Overly demanding priviledged people
Flies
Finding a spinder on your pillow
Sweat
Nicknames
Earwigs
Silverfish
The fact that UVIC doesn’t have my grad studies program, which means I have to move away :(