The List: Part I

First, I am going to start off with an apology to my dear readers, as it’s been far too long since my last post. There have been a lot of things going on in my life that have left me with little to no energy to expend upon my blog (love it though I do). I could have chanelled the emotions of the last two weeks into some very scathing blogposts, since there has been a lot of uneccesary drama going on that had me rather upset, but I felt that instead of engaging in the drama (therefore justifying those who are in the wrong) I would take a step back and kindly tell them to fuck off because I have more important things to deal with than their insignificant issues.

But enough said about that, it’s time for n actual rant! Since there are a lot of things that really annoy me (or just plain piss me off) I felt that it was time to start listing them for the world to read, so that people can avoid doing said things, and therefore not piss me off quite so much. Obviously this is only a small fraction of the things I hate, and more shall be forthcoming as I think of them!

Sister #1

Sister #2

Shitty Friends of the following categories: fairweather friends, liars, betrayers, boyfriend stealers, friends who choose boyfriends over best friends, and most importantly emotional basketcases.

Honda Civics

Nickleback

Stupidity

Avatar

Monopoly

Body hair

Religious fanatics

War and the military

Criers

Immaturity

Sports

Camping

Rednecks and redneck activities

The Simpsons

Charles Dickens

Pickles and dill

Salt and vinegar chips

Peppers

Weird haircuts

Cats (except tigers and other jungle cats)

Snakes

When things don’t match

Artistic dis-unity

Poor spelling

The colour orange

Easter

Flowers as gifts

Obnoxious hippy vegan fanatics

Sleazy guys

Cheerleaders

Leggings as pants

Badly behaved customers

McDonalds

Pushy hobos

Stoners

Unclean houses and cars

People with bad hygeine

Conservative Politics: Georgue Bush, Stephen Harper, Gordon Campbell, Republicans

Americans

World of Warcraft

Dirt/mud in reference to my shoes…

Dust

Jello

Friday nights at Swan’s ie tequilla

Liking guys who I’m not allowed to like

Velour tracksuits

Moustaches

People who question my shoes

Sober maths

Twilight

The Malfoys

Victorian morality

Belly button lint

Eating in front of boys

Highschoolers

Babies/children

When my hair curls in the rain

Kamloops winters

Poor vocabulary

Being tickled

Hufflepuffs

Twitlets (aka mini-twits)

Centipedes

Overly demanding priviledged people

Flies

Finding a spinder on your pillow

Sweat

Nicknames

Earwigs

Silverfish

The fact that UVIC doesn’t have my grad studies program, which means I have to move away :(